The month ahead: “June 2026”
– Written by: Steve
| Summary text: (The quickie read)
June 2026’s energy is actually quite smooth. In fact the road ahead for June and the at least the first week or so of July is far easier to travel than its been in quite some time. You can get a lot done, and you may even find that some of the things you tried to do as far back as May/June 2023 actually work out this time. BIG DEAL MAJOR EVENTS include: Mercury in Cancer, Mercury Retrograde in Cancer, New Moon in Gemini, and Jupiter making a Boisterous move to LEO. |
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June 2026: “Milking the Black Mamba”
It’s probably a good thing that I publish these monthly writeups a week or two prior to the month I’m writing about taking hold. If for no other reason it allows you to plan for any potential pitfalls in advance. But in the case of June 2026, it’s a good thing I’m putting this article up now here on May 21st because there’s some prep-work required for the coming month, and I really think it would be worth your time and effort to try get it done.
To get the most out of June’s energy flow we need to set in motion what we’ll call a “change” energy. But I suppose we could also call it, “Lazy Feng Shui” if we wanted to. You should begin sometime before the end of May. All you have to do is milk a Black Mamba snake for a vile of its venom and bring it to the top of the highest mountain in your local area. Once there you must then climb the highest Pine tree you can find and chant, “fuck you Steve” 1,111 times….
Ok,,, so none of that is true of course, but with the way people usually react (especially offline) when I dare to say the word “change” and apply it to basically ANYTHING. You’d think I was actually asking them to milk a dangerous snake and climb a fucking mountain.
Milking the Black Mamba aside, overall, June 2026’s energy is actually quite smooth. In fact the road ahead for June and into the first week or so of July is far easier to travel than its been in quite some time. You can get a lot done, and there is a lot of clarity to be had. You may even find that some of the things you tried & maybe failed to do as far back as May/June 2023 actually work out this time. Maybe it was quitting a bad habit, or making a large purchase, or getting into a new and/or fixing an existing relationship. And remember, “relationship” can apply to one with yourself, or another person.
So June 2026 should be a smooth month. However, for the “smooth” energy to be there and for June to not end up being just another same old energy month, something has to change in your environmental energies in the lead-up to the month. i.e. around the end of May. A bit of “Lazy Feng Shui“.
Here’s the “why” of it. June’s positive forward momentum is activated by creating a void for new energy to flow into. This is accomplished by YOU changing something in your immediate environment. I know you think this sounds difficult, but in this case ideally you should just make this a very minor change, And try to get it done sometime in the final days of May. This change doesn’t have to be much. Move something on your desk at work or at home at the very least. This is NOT about moving a couch. You can even change your desktop or screensaver image on your phone or computer, or even more powerful and not changed as often, you can change you browser’s theme. Obviously those only apply if you spend a lot of time online. But you are reading a fucking blog right now, so logic would dictate it was a good solution for many of you.
If not, if you dislike the internet as much as I do and you’re only on it when you have to be, stick to more practical items, change to a new pen, or put new batteries in your TV remote. Listen to a new radio station. Try a new kind of music. I will say however that on the computer side there’s a lot of energy locked up in your browser’s theme. It’s very front-facing in the lives of computer based folks. The energy lingers in that browser and its theme (which is usually color or color pattern based, and that’s all energy) because we tend to find one we like and leave it in place for ages. So changing it, though it’s a small detail, actually releases a shit-ton of pent-up energy. Try also to stay away from a jazzy or busy theme or desktop image for that matter. In fact actual Feng Shui would teach you not to even hang too much jazzy or busy artwork in your home either. A few is fine, but too much is what I call an “energetic clutter-fuck”.
A few more tips of things to change to fire up June’s energy would be, if you have a beard, try a clean shave… If you write with a blue pen, try a black one. If you eat at certain times, try mixing it up. Calendars store a lot of energy too. Try moving your calendar when you flip to June. Put it somewhere else. Just be sure you like where you’re putting it. Don’t put it somewhere you dislike or hate. This applies to any change you make, and I’ll explain what I mean later. For now, I think you get my point here.. One small move helps to ignite June’s energy. Think of the energy of June 2026 as a powerful amplifier. A tiny change or input signal on your part, has an ENORMOUS effect as it cranks out of June’s speaker cabinet.
But what if you don’t want to change anything? Fuck you Steve!!! I’m not changing shit!! Okay,,, calm the fuck down sport…. All is well… you’ll be fine. I don’t personally give two fucks what you do. If you leave the energy around you the same as it’s always been as you head into June, and don’t make even a minor change, it won’t be the end of the world, but June’s energy i.e. the energies rolling in do require some “unique” input on your part. Perhaps you just change an attitude or perspective. That would work too. Having said that, assuming you remain adamant in your refusal to change a thing, June’s energy will be stagnant for you. i.e. it’ll be a repeat of the months that came before it. The same ol’ same ol’. Nothing new happens, or more importantly, nothing new will set up within the energies to happen for you later down the road. And that’s the key. June rings out and echoes through the rest of the year in its own unique way. In no small part because of Jupiter changing signs as we move into July, which we’ll talk about later, but also because, as I said, it seems to be as I read it anyway, an amplifier-type energy. Which is just an energy that takes anything you give it, and makes it bigger. Which is great, but on the downside, if you give it nothing, you still get the bigger aspect. it’s just that it’s BIGGER nothing.
Anyway, do what you want. But it’s not that fucking hard to change to a new pen or desktop picture. It’s not like I’m telling you to move a couch, or milk a Black Mamba snake. But hey…. I’ve been doing this long enough now that I know people will complain about anything. lol
I mentioned Feng Shui earlier, in part because directing energy in your environment is what that’s all about, and that’s what I’ve been talking about here. But in an effort to be transparent, I also mentioned it because I’m eating Chinese food as I’m typing this. Having said that, and all jokes aside, I feel compelled to say, that I would bet that at least a few of you are making a big Feng Shui energy (Chi) directing mistake. It’s a common one, so I’m not being anything amazing here by telling you about it, (although this Moo Shu Pork IS definitely amazing). But if you don’t know anything about energy, or Feng Shui, or Chinese food, it’s a mistake that could be making your life stagnate or just feel stale.
Make sure as you move into June and the rest of your life that you don’t have any empty vases or vessels of any kind in your home or office. This applies to vases, boxes, or baskets etc. Any vessel should have something in it. It doesn’t have to be full, nor does it have to be organic. It can be marbles. I myself like to use Pinecones, I find they’re fucking magic to have around and they keep the energy flowing. Also a few of them can fill up a lot of empty space in any vase or box etc. The reason for making sure you don’t have any empty vessels around your home is because energy “Chi” can collect and settle at the bottom of the empty vessel, and when it does it becomes stale, and can act like still-water, becoming toxic. That stale energy can act as a repellent around your home, or even around you as you leave the home.
If what I just said applies to you, filling some of those empty vessels would be a great “change” to make prior to June 2026. And would really set the energy of June and frankly well beyond ablaze for you for sure. It’s a common mistake, so no worries. These days everyone orders shit from online retailers and has it delivered, and they leave the empty boxes laying around rather than breaking them down or throwing them out. While it can take the energy a little while to gather and stagnate in those empty boxes, believe me it does. Whether it’s an empty box or a vase or a basket, it all reads the same to someone like me. For me as I walk into the home or office it reads as an off-putting smell that can’t quite be placed. Meaning, it’s hard to tell where it’s coming from, and what it specifically is. Kind-of like when there’s a dead rat or mouse decaying somewhere in the home for example.
Either way, whatever it is, a pen, a computer thing, a route to work, a coffee mug, just CHANGE SOME ELEMENT of your surrounding energies. No matter how small it is. I’ve given a few examples here, and there are thousands more I could give, but I think you can catch my drift.
If the “change” energy is in place for you as you slide into June 2026, you may find your life has more space to fill energetically anyway. What I mean is, by making a small change in late May, you shift your energy as such as to create a void where the old energy flow used to be. That void will be filled with new energy. Provided you made a positive change that you’re happy with, that void will be filled with something positive. Obviously if you change your browser’s theme for example and you hate it, and leave it in place, well…that void will be filled with something you hate. Like energy attracts like energy. So make sure you’re okay with and/or even excited about any of the small changes you make as you head into June. The “freshness” feeling of the small change, will of course be “amplified” by June’s energy flow anyway. So you may find yourself more excited than usual about the silliest or smallest of changes.
For some of you the energy void created will be filled with new opportunities. But for most of you, it’ll likely be an energy type that helps things go your way. Like Fonzie hitting the Jukebox at Arnold’s, things will happen for you a little more effortlessly than they usually do. You’ll have two chicks, one on each arm. Which might be confusing for you if chicks aren’t your thing, but just go with me here okay… Your energy in June may also become more attractive to others. Not so much in the hot, they want to bang you sense, but more in the “others find you useful” sense. This is always a good energy to have around you because it brings you opportunities. Usually opportunities to make a new friend, or make some new money.
I’ll leave the core astrology of the month to the astrologers… I wanted to explain the energy to you here. Because no one else will tell you about this “change” energy and how it’ll help you in June and throughout the coming months. So before you exit the month of May, make sure you make some changes… You can make them in June too… But they’ll be at their most powerful if you make them at the end of May.
So….. Will the same old shit be going on in the world?….. YES of course… In fact things appear to be escalating. But June 2026 is about YOUR life, and YOUR immediate environmental energies… It’s a much more localized energy than we’ve had in recent months.
I will add one note on the astrology for the month. Jupiter is dominating this month as it spends its final days in the energy of Cancer, (the host/theme energy for our current soulmate cycle). That said, the month ends with Jupiter the largest planet in our solar system and 4th most powerful energy that effects us all on a daily basis making a BIG rather dramatic entrance/move into the great actor/attention seeker energy of the zodiac, LEO.
While I’ll be pulling readings on of June’s energies throughout the month… I tell you about Jupiter here so you can pay special attention to what happens within your various soul connections in the first few weeks of June, i.e. during Jupiter’s final days in Cancer. Because at the end of the month as Jupiter enters LEO energy, something or someone is likely to reverse a decision in your favor. Or if something went in your favor already in the early part of the month, they’ll offer more. More what?? Well if it’s a soulmate, more love, or time.. If it’s a soul’s purpose, i.e. a job or passion project/hobby, like Clog Dancing for example, more money, or more prestige, more County Fair bookings. LEO energy love attention and Jupiter is grandiose energy. The two go together like Chocolate and Peanut Butter, or Clog Dancing and Pie Eating contests.
So what does Jupiter moving into LEO do for or to the soulmate cycle???
Well, if you’re part of the soulmate cycle, which most of you who watch my YouTube reads are, like it or not you’re all honorary Cancerians. As this is a Cancerian themed soulmate cycle. (read my soulmate cycle article to understand more). You’re all part of a cycle, so you’re all basically stuck a room full of Cancerian energy. Leo is the 2nd house of the current soulmate cycle. 2nd house in astrology rules your earned income, yes, but it also governs everything relating to your material and physical world. It dictates how you acquire, manage, and spend your resources, as well as your internal sense of self-worth. That self-worth part, which was and still is the karmic-debt of the DF in this current cycle bodes well for The Empresses. But it will make the already flamboyant, or I should say flame-broiled Burger Kings a little over-inflated in the ego/attention seeking department. This Jupiter transit seems to really be accenting the “hey look at me” aspect of the LEO energy field.
So in short, it’s a fucking big deal that Jupiter, (which plays a big role in the soulmate cycle as I explain in my article on the topic), is moving into LEO. This big deal shift again will be felt throughout the month. In fact, I can feel it now as I type this article here on May 20th. BUT…. it’ll be an even bigger deal for you if you utilize the “change” energy I wrote about earlier. Because, Jupiter, and amplifying effects aside. June 2026 is a month that’s all about “fresh energy”.
Fresh Jupiter, Fresh energy, Fresh you,,,,, & even some Fresh Steve…. It should be a decent, if not a great month. Energetically, June 2026 should be one of the better months of the year. The world and its psychotic events, rights violations, and happenings, will push-on, and trust me, it will be creeping back in later this year as we move into Rocktober and NO-Vember. So definitely enjoy the ride that June’s energy has on offer.
–Cheers