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The month ahead: “April 2026”

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April 2026 is  a “curious” month that flows differently depending on your internal energy flow & specific energy output, i.e. the energetic recipe that makes up how you see the world and how the world sees you.

But what IS consistent for everyone is April 2026 marks the end of a super long, what many would call “humanity cycle“, putting all of us (the whole of humanity) at a genuine energetic “crossroads“. This “humanity cycle” is a 2000 year cycle. Which by the way doesn’t at all discount the massive 36 year “World Point” cycle that we’ve just come out of, it only adds to the pressures of it if I’m honest. This crossroads is not the kind of crossroads the old Blues men stood at. No, it’s more of a personal/societal renaissance period in the making, IF you/we choose. As always, it’s a choice.

BIG DEAL MAJOR EVENTS include: New moon in Aries, Mars in Aries, and let’s not forget Uranus moving back into Gemini for its long-stay.  For more on Uranus in Gemini check out my July 2025 write-up!!!

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April 2026: “The 3-dicked Gorilla

April 2026 should be adventurous?  hmmm……  Oh I know… April 2026 should be a stagnant month??  mmmmm…  How about, April 2026 should be a month of new horizons???  I’m spit-balling here a bit because depending on your internal energy flow & specific output energy, i.e. the energetic recipe that makes up how you see the world and how the world sees you, any of the above “could” be true for you.

But what IS consistent for everyone is April 2026 marks the end of a super long, what many would call “humanity cycle“, putting all of us (the whole of humanity) at a genuine energetic “crossroads“. This “humanity cycle” is a 2000 year cycle. Which by the way doesn’t at all discount the massive 36 year “World Point” cycle that we’ve just come out of, it only adds to the pressures of it if I’m honest. This crossroads is not the kind of crossroads the old Blues men stood at. No, it’s more of a personal/societal renaissance period in the making, IF you/we choose. As always, it’s a choice.

Energetically and physically we’re living in extraordinary times. History will remember everything happening right now. Some of it with shame, some of it with blame, and some of it with a sense of great triumph. But I suspect the great triumph comes AFTER we clean up the big mess we’re leaving. But in the end as I’ve said, the choice is humanity’s. And in April the time to choose grows closer, as we stand at the crossroads.  It’s actually more accurately an axis point in the surrounding energies. Think of a see-saw. One side of it if allowed to fall, falls into mud, and the other side if allowed to fall, falls into a big pile of Unicorn shit. Neither sounds particularly good, but Unicorn shit is made of hope, and mud is just wet dirt. I hope you can see where I’m going with that analogy, if not, I’ll help… It’s about choosing the lesser of two evils.  Be it in our life/soulmate cycle, or out in the world. It boils down to instant gratification, or a future for a relationship, or on the grand scale, humanity.

Now let’s be clear here. I’m not a fucking time lord and neither are you. So when I say this article is for April 2026, obviously the energies around us don’t have a calendar. The universe, or “fickle old gal” as I call it, isn’t turning the page of a calendar hanging on some magic wall with each passing month. So April or any month is simply a way to divide the full circle energies up into 12 pieces, much the way I might divide up the soulmate cycle in a Friday or Weekly reading.

It’s best in the current energies to look at the year of 2026 (which even in prophesies is a pivotal one) as shifting gears in a car rather than months on a calendar. The momentum from the previous gear carries us into the next gear. In a car, this applies in its own way in either direction, i.e. down-shifting and/or up-shifting, but in the case of the energy here in 2026, “The Mustard Rhino” year, we’re most DEFINITELY up-shifting.  The question is, can we keep up.  What I mean is, just like in a car, top speeds increase as you up-shift through the gears. Beginning in April, decisions, changes, and consequences be they good or bad will be picking up speed and coming at us faster and faster. This applies out in the world and within the soulmate cycle.  The readings I and others do will start to change more quickly I’m sure, as I and other readers try to keep up.

So where are WE going as we shift these metaphorical “gears” and pick up speed?  Well ideally we’re heading towards a time when we stop looking out and start looking in. Notice I said “ideally“… Much of what’s wrong with the soulmate cycle, and even the word right now is the issue of too many people looking to a leader (i.e. someone else) for direction and all the answers, rather than studying, learning, and looking inward to figure it out for themselves. Basically right now there are too many follower mentalities/energies, and not enough leader mentalities/energies out and about.  We can look at this as low vibration vs. high vibration.  The high vibrational people are way outnumbered.  And that of course knocks energy out of balance. And if you’ve learned anything from me over the years, I certainly hope you’ve at least learned that out of balance energy is a bad thing…

Without writing the 25,000 word article I could easily write on the topic, I’ll summarize in 3,000 words or less some very complex energies.  Take it for what it’s worth to you. But I’m not writing about anything that hasn’t been talked about by dozens of prophets and philosophers for ages.  I’m not going to deal with too much astrology in this write-up. I’ll leave the astrology to astrologers.  I’m an energy freak/geek, (I say freak and geek with love)… So I’ll stick to what I know/do to explain this very complex moment in time… Or maybe more accurately put, “this space within the flow energy that we’re all currently occupying.”

We’re all alive at a very special time in history. If you’re protected and have a special purpose in life as has come up in a few recent readings, then you chose to be here at this time. As crazy as that sounds, yes you totally agreed to it.  So not unlike myself, you suck it up, buckle up, sit back, and enjoy the ride as much as possible, until you can do what you’re supposed to be doing, i.e. what you’re here for. If you don’t know what that is, (as most never do, and some never even find out even if they do it) allow in April and beyond that purpose to be revealed to you by flowing with the “go for it” vibe that exists in April’s energy. The energy is there for taking a few calculated risks in April 2026.

So here’s energetic/cyclical deal. Every 2000 years or so a super long cycle concludes. I and a few others call it a “Humanity cycle“. As this 2000 year cycle concludes, structures and beliefs collapse. And a new paradigm usually begins. That time has already begun. As I always teach you, cycles bleed into one another.  There are no hard stop endings and beginnings. Beginning in late March/early April 2026 this now close to fully ending cycle is forming a crossroads. It’s a massive point of no return in fact.

The last time this cycle changed up a cross and a carpenter you may have heard of took center stage.

This time around we have an 80 to 90 year energetic storm that we’re in the middle of, and on top of that other long cycles ending and restarting such as The World Point, as well well as some rather unique shall we say planetary placements in-play, i.e. Uranus about to move into Gemini for its long stay, which I wrote about back in my July 2025 monthly write-up.

As a result of all of the above, the surrounding energies are more dense & volatile/unstable than normal.  When this current now ending 2000 yr humanity cycle first bled in, (about 30-33 AD) as I said, a pretty famous water into wine, carpenter was crucified by the Romans. All bets are off as to what happens this time around.  Or who we might crucify in our lives and/or out in the world.

Volatile energies aside, overall what usually happens in society and with humanity in general when these types of super long cycles reboot is happening now. To offer some examples typical of this particular cycle, we only as always need look to history. A couple examples might be, people tend to lose trust in established systems & structures, and they tend to question long established beliefs and belief systems, often bringing back old outdated theories and such.  You can see this right now with people who believe the earth is flat, or that the earth is the center of the solar system and not the sun.

In society and humanity as a whole this cycle’s ending always marks what I call a “regression of fate” where we double down on nonsense. It’s also a time that sees the end of great empires. We already know that we saw the rise of Christianity 2000 years ago when this current cycle (the one ending now) began, but what about before that??  Going back further to the current humanity cycle’s predecessor, around 2,000 BC, we saw the rise of the Minoan civilization on Crete, the Bronze age began, & the 12 dynasty in Egypt was founded.  As a historical fun-fact (since I’m a history geek), we can thank the Minoans for the Bull symbolism and the myth of the Minotaur, among many other things of course…

But perhaps most alarming of all, and saddest of all the historic patterns to see repeating is the end of this particular 2000 year “Humanity cycle” is also (as it is right now) often a time when the once great protector (DM energies) turn on either their own people, or the DF energies in general, or both, and become the bully/aggressor. We’re seeing that play out in countless places right now, not the least of which, and most sad for me to see being Canada having to spend 35 billion dollars for the first time in history to shore up their border to protect itself against a possible invasion from a once great friend and protector to its south.

The fact is, long time friends/allies turning on each other, be it countries, or personal friends is a common trait of this long “humanity cycle”. But I should note that this specific aspect is made much more severe this time around (in the present day) due to the every 80 or 90 year energetic storm that’s around us at the same time this humanity and other major cycles like The World Point are transitioning.

So yeah on the world front, since many of you have written in to ask me, some of you rather frightened.  Sure…home dog in charge (whose name I will not EVER type, it’s like saying Betelgeuse 3 times… lol) is gonna invade anything he can, and be very aggressive about it, and alienate us from the all of our once allies. So Canada is wise to shore up… Sad but true.

I will say though. Everything happens for a reason. As scary as the world is right now, it’s all happening for a reason. That reason is likely so we can fix some underlaying issues in our relationships and in society/humanity as a whole. What I mean in part is, too many people are blaming the person in charge, or the supporters of this person.  When really that/they are just a symptom of the greater issue.

The true blame falls on the energy itself, and humanity as a whole for not using its time between both a super long 2000 year cycle and an 80 to 90 year cycle to rise above it.  Prophets have been predicting these two big cycles converging around 2025 to 2030 for hundreds of years.  I actually knew about it by the time I was 11, never knowing about these prophets. I just calculated it, so no it wasn’t some magic hocus-pocus.  I’m a history/math geek/super-nerd.

Look…. we’re always at the mercy of energy cycles, and the ones in play right now are as Al Bundy would have called them, “Big ‘Uns‘”…

Ideally if our leaders were high vibrational people they could rise above these energies and not fall prey to them so easily. Giving in to their need for revenge, greed, love of power, or worse yet all fucking 3 of those. But since society is dominated by lower vibrational people, and “like energy attracts like energy”, it seems unlikely these high vibrational candidates would ever be elected. We’ll touch on all this later, but it’s what April’s crossroads gives us a chance at least to begin to change.

Anyway, back to the topic. In soulmate cycles, this energy likely creates a loss of trust in general. A cynical vibe sets in. In the current soulmate cycle that trust has been lost by the DMs and passed down to the DFs through what in some cases is cruel treatment, but in most cases is what I call “convenient lying“.  Lies that you either want to believe, so you’re afraid to dig into them and fact-check them because you need them to be true. Or worse yet, lies that sound so viable, you just figure they “must” be true.

Convenient lies” are typically lies that serve an end result. For the DM’s they’re usually false promises. In the world they play out much the same way. Be it the soulmate cycle or societal energies, these lies depend on the DFs having a short memory. Short memories allow for the belief of this “convenient lying“.  A DM might say, “that wasn’t me, that was so and so.“, or “no it actually played out this way, not that way..”…  You’ve heard the same bull shit in societal energies too. Normally it’s all fine, it’s part of the cycle, it is what it is. But it’s not all fine if too many people believe all this bull shit and then act upon it as though it’s actual fact or truth. Which in both societal energies and in the soulmate cycle is exactly what’s been happening and really needs to stop.

Truth be told, I think the universe thought we’d be much further evolved by now. Hell even I as a child when I first picked up these cycles and knew they were coming and I’d be alive to see it, (provided a bus didn’t hit more or whatever) thought we would be more evolved.  There was so much promise in the late 80s and early 90s. People were becoming more open-minded, and the Berlin wall fell, as did the USSR, I mean my god we were on track…

But man, we’ve really gone backwards in many ways. The energies around us carry a vibe of disappointment. Just for fun, (or maybe I’m not being hypothetical, I’ll never tell..) think of it like aliens from another dimension watching over us. Imagine they were betting how we’d do. Because despite all their advanced technology, and evolved nature, gambling addiction is still a thing… lol… Jokes aside, I think the over-under bet was that we would be further along by the end of this 2000 year cycle. I mean who can blame them. It’s been 2000 fucking years!!!  2000 earth years to pull our heads out of our asses, and get it shored up that the earth is round, we’re all equal, being vulnerable is not a weakness, and killing people and/or forcing ourselves on them is bad.  But actually even after 2000 years, we still haven’t figured any of those things out. (camera cuts here to a tear running out of the giant black eye and down the little gray face of an alien watching over a round earth in space…)

But not even the fickle old gal universe or over-under betting dimensional travelers/watchers can account for free-will.  Even the universe tends to do what I do, or what any prophet or psychic, or energy reader type does, which is to hedge bets and pick the strongest energy or timeline as the most likely outcome or result.  Which I know from pulling readings and nearly 50 years of people watching and psychology studies isn’t always a safe bet.

My point is, here we are at the beginning of a new 2000 year “humanity cycle” and the Utopian society we were supposed to be by now we most certainly are NOT…

So what’s all of this have to do with April.????…  Well as I stated in the beginning of this write-up.. April is a crossroads month…. Or,,, it’s a heavy with the eyeliner singer if you call it Avril.…. But sticking with the month concept, this crossroads is in place for several years, but it’s forming, are arching between late-March and early December 2026.

Just as Avril once asked, “Why’d you have to make things so complicated?”  April asks, “what have you done. and what are you going to do about it??”  Are you gonna roll the dice that someone else, be it some power hungry leader, a business partner, or a narcissistic DM soulmate has your best interests at heart???  Or are you going to trust yourself.  Trust what you see, what you hear, what you feel, and act upon that trust with the confidence of a 3-dicked Gorilla???

As I’ve said many times on video, “stop looking out, start looking in, be your own best friend”.. It’s a quote from a song by a band whose name rhymes with Man Walen, which by the way later goes on to talk about a man speaking the word of god, proving to be a fraud, and his whole church applauds it.  Which is a great parody to what’s happening on the DM side in the soulmate cycle, and out in the world.

April gives you,,,, no,,, literally energetically hands you the chance to make a choice.

I’ll be perfectly honest with you. As I’ve said in many of my readings, I have very little (if any) faith in the current societal energies, and I’ll bet a farm I don’t even have that most people out there will double down on crazy-town and the powers that be, and then it all goes tits up, and trust me, it will, blame-shift it all back on someone or something else.. Society has a real talent for having a short memory, and missing the big picture. Which is how it gets itself into many of the messes it often finds itself in.

But that doesn’t mean that YOU personally have to be like that. YOU are not society. YOU are YOU. If you’re coming to my YouTube channel, you’re on some sort of spiritual journey.  Either that, you like talking hands that swear a lot and talk about the economics of spank-banks.

Like I always say, don’t be like most people.. Most people are followers.. They’re looking for someone to tell them what to do, what they like, and what they need.  That’s not you!!!  Or at least I hope the fuck it’s not!!!  And if it is you, STOP IT!!  The world needs less followers, and more leaders, and it needs them quick…

So how do you use April’s energy to your advantage???

In April 2026 (and frankly the rest of the year and maybe your life) all you need to be is CURIOUS…..  Curiosity is an energy. It’s activated with the magic word “why“.  It’s funny because small children are drenched in this energy. But life has a way of sucking it out of us. Well in April it’s easy to summon.

As I always say, everything is energy.  Every energy is like an ingredient in a recipe. People, situations, trees, things in general and even Parrots named Fleming are made up of many energetic ingredients, all working together to offer an energetic taste/flavor.

Curiosity as an energetic ingredient makes us dig for info, makes us think, makes us feel…. Curiosity opens the door for clarity, and it also opens the door to innovation. The device you’re reading this blog on right now stemmed from, was initially invented because of, a curious energy.

But even more importantly, curiosity also prevents us from just laying down and thinking someone else must know better.  In this particular soulmate cycle (and frankly in most of them as I read the energy) it’s the DF side that ACTUALLY knows better…  But their energy will lay flat in April 2026 and frankly well beyond if they don’t activate a few of what the kids might call “codes” around them…  And the energetic ingredient of “curiosity” actually activates a litany of these “codes”.  Not just one, but several.

What do I mean???  From an internal (you) perspective. If you keep asking why and question your own words, and your actions, you can spot any contradictions and correct them. These personal contradictions can only be seen when we apply some curiosity and stop to ask why we say what we say and do what we do. Most people actually never do this, and it’s why we see a lot of what the kids and the bible like to call “hypocrites” out there.

My advice for April 2026. My offline reads would offer you the advice to pay attention to the open sky, you never know what will be comin’ down.

I myself, would offer you the advice to be who YOU are, and who YOU want to be. Say what you mean, and mean what you say.  Like what you say, and do what you like…  Above all, April’s slogan says it all…. “stay thirsty my friends”…  But in this case that line is not to sell you a beer. It’s to keep you thirsty for knowledge. It’s to sell you on the energy of “curiosity.”

— Cheers!!!

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